Jean Francis Bean
These cards are a sleek simple way to get your message across. Each card comes with a black envelope for mailing. These cards are $4 each.
Outside: Get your hands outta your pants. Turn off the video games. And maybe, just maybe...
Inside: You'll get laid
$4 each
Outside: I don't believe it. You haven't killed each other yet.
Inside: Happy Anniversary!
$4 each
Outside: You don't call. You don't write. BITCH.
Inside: I miss you! Keep in touch.
$4 each
Outside: You don't call. You don't write. BASTARD.
Inside: I miss you! Keep in touch.
$4 each
Outside: Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...
Inside: Do you ever wonder if he picked his nose?
$4 each
Outside: You're sick. Don't breathe on me.
Inside: Hope you feel better soon!
$4 each