Crafty Lil Momma
Crafty Lil Momma's cards are larger than a conventional card. Each card is 8.5"X5.5" and each comes with a white envelope for mailing. These cards are $4 each.

Outside: Ah yes...divorce...
Inside: From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
$4 each

Outside: Petition for dissolution of marriage
Inside: If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you crawled out? Congratulations on the divorce!
$4 each

Outside: Congratulations Inside: Blank
$4 each

Outside: Congratulations Inside: Blank
$4 each

Outside: Congratulations Inside: Blank
$4 each

Outside: Uh, Mr. President, wouldn't a gay marriage be a happy marriage?
Inside: Congratulations on your wedding!
$4 each