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Mean Cards for Many Occasions

Each Mean Card comes with a brown envelope for mailing.
Mean cards are $3 each.



Outside: balls are funny     Inside: Blank    

$3 each

  (4 available)


Outside: crying means you're weak     Inside: cheer up    

$3 each

(4 available)

Outside: your degree is useless     Inside: Congratulations, and god luck.

$3 each

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Outside: I'd sooner chop off my hand...     Inside: thank give it to you.

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: please don't go     Inside: blank

$3 each

(12 available)

Outside: that headset looks crazy     Inside: it's not an accessory

$3 each

(6 available)


Outside: I don't know...he might be gay     Inside: blank

$3 each
 
(2 available)


Outside: I don't know...she might be gay     Inside: blank

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: hello?     Inside: blank

$3 each

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Outside: let's bring back the middle finger     Inside: blank

$3 each

(4 available)



Outside: she may be after your money
Inside: otherwise...she seems lovely

$3 each

(2 available)

Outside: he may be after your money

Inside: otherwise...he seems lovely

$3 each

(2 available)

Outside: pregnant or fat?     Inside: it's a toss-up

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: a check...how kind     Inside: thank you so much

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: I'm so sorry...     Inside: I really am.

$3 each

(6 available)


Outside: that iPod doesn't make you look cool     Inside: blank

$3 each

(5 available)


Outside: he's just trying to get in your pants     Inside: blank

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: you dance funny     Inside: refrain, and seek instruction

$3 each

(5 available)


Outside: a lot of us think you're faking     Inside: not me, of course

$3 each

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Outside: quit almost touching me     Inside: blank

$3 each

(4 available)


Outside: exactly what constitutes shaking?     Inside: blank

$3 each

(3 available)



Outside: pissed.     Inside: blank

$3 each

 
(6 available)


Outside: one more, and you're white trash     Inside: blank

$3 each

(5 available)


Outside: we're not buying it...but she obviously did
Inside: __________ got her breasts done.

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: it will never last     Inside: congratulations, anyway...

$3 each

(2 available)


Outside: would it help if I groveled?     Inside: please forgive me

$3 each

(1 available)


Outside: would it hurt if I flicked it?     Inside: feel better.

$3 each

(7 available)


Outside: I have blackmail information on you
Inside: you best maintain our friendship.

$3 each

(5 available)


Outside: Single Desperate     Inside: note the difference

$3 each

(7 available)


Outside: thank you for thanking me     Inside: you're welcome

$3 each

(1 available)


Outside: some people call you an enabler     Inside: I call you a friend

$3 each

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